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EZZA'94
Yes, just when you thought you were sick and tired of me telling
you what you thought.......!......IT'S...........
WAFFLE IV - The Search for Spoc....A Plaster
for my finger, cause it hurts....
Before we start, a quick apology to all those millions of people who
realised that Waffle III was missing so I have decided to put two
sections of waffle in this issue for good measure. Aren't you the
lucky ones.....
Yes, the dispute of where the olympics are going to be held in the
year 2000 is over. The hopefuls where Bejiing, Sydney, Istanbul, and
Manchester........Hold on a minute......Manchester, England? So lets
get this right, we can either have the olympics in a nice hot,
colourful and interesting country like Austrailia or we can have it in
England where it rains all the time and there is nothing in Manchester
of any interest except perhaps Terry "Stuff and Nonsense" Christian
from "The Word". And the Manchester supporters have the nerve to say
"it'll be a close one". Yes, course it will. O.K., let's look at the
paper and see who has won..............Well what a suprise Austrailia
have won....... Damn! I was sure it was going to be Manchester.
That's it, I'm going for a cry............
You know what failed it for poor old Manchester........Paddy Ashdown.
The morning of the decision he appears on national telly to give a
speech on how deprivated Manchester has become. To rub it in he
mentions the drugs, crime, etc. which has caused all the destruction.
God, he makes it sound like Los Angeles. Speaking of L.A., the
American Football team have got a very appropriate name after the
riots haven't they. (It's Raiders, just in case you didn't know, L.A.
Raiders..........God, some people just don't know anything do
they.......It makes my blood boil. Don't you think that is a stupid
saying because blood can't boil. Well, it can but you most probably
die.
I've just watched the three computer related programs that are on
telly and I've come to the following conclusions.........That bloke
on "Bad Influence"who tells us all the cheats isn't funny. Why
doesn't he shut his mouth and get on with it? I thought Gamesmaster
was dreadful before, but now that they've managed to find an even
more irritating presenter than Dominic Diamond. Give them a clap for
that I say. Oh, yes I have seen one programme of the new series of
Games World on Sky and that has also become much worse. They have
scrapped the review program and replaced with a live program
broadcasted from somebody's home in the country. The one I just
watched had these three liverpudlian kids who thought they were God
on every game out. They managed to lose the first two games so I
turned it off. I just hope that the rest of Liverpool aren't so
stupid and irritating as those three kids.
I bet you're all depressed beacause I haven't done any beautifully
hand drawn pictures for this issue of ZAM. If this doesn't "sell" as
many copies as last time you'll know why won't ya. (Sell ? Sell ! -
It's free ! - Ed)
A quick warning: Don't play Indy 500 or Formula One Grand Prix with
a Konix Speed King joystick because you'll need an overdose of
painkillers afterwards to stop you're hand hurting.
A quick mention to those bastards at Saturn Software mail order who
still owe me about seventeen quid after not giving me my copy of
Monkey Island II. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The "Useless Comment At The Bottom" By Gears
Yeah, I saw that proggy with the livva-puddlians on. They were
doing this highly expensive micro-wave-oven-satellite
cooker-telephone link up thingy where kiddies play games using the
touch-tone bleeps on the phone. Ya know... 2 to go up, 8 to go down...
etc... Anyway, you need your own TV, satellite (or cable) and phone
to do it. Apparently it's an experiment for games via fibre-optic
cable. Good huh ? Wibble.....
Anyway, I'm off now. Gotta edit something else. Busy inn I ?